I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious and a damn nusiance. And I find the moment I become friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.

I'm an ordinary man, who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance to live exactly as he likes and do presicely what he wants. An average man am I, of no eccentric whim, who likes to live his life, free of strife doing whatever he thinks is best for him...just an ordinary man.
I'm a very gentle man, even tempered and good natured whom you'd never hear complain, who has the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein. A patient man am I, down to my fingertips, the sort who never could, ever would, let an insulting remark escape his lips...a very gentle man.
I'm a quiet living man who prefers to spend the evenings in the silence of his room, who likes an athmosphere as restful as an undiscovered tomb- a pensive man am I, of philosophic joy, who likes to meditate, contemplate, free from humanity's mad inhuman noise...a quiet living man.